Sassy Jesus
Sassy Jesus - Black Heather / S is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
Made in 2-4 days
Made in 2-4 days
We're all about getting your order to you ASAP! 🌟 Each of our products is custom-made just for you, on-demand. And guess what? A whopping 95% of our items are ready to ship in just 2-4 business days!
Sometimes, though, if a product plays hard to get (you know, those temporary stock hiccups) or needs a little extra TLC to pass our tough quality checks, it might take a tad longer to reach you.
Just a heads-up: Once we kickstart the production of your order, we're unable to hit pause or cancel it. And as much as we'd love to, predicting exact delivery dates isn't our superpower yet. 📅✨
Types of Apparel and Accessories Available for Purchase
Types of Apparel and Accessories Available for Purchase
Apparel
When it comes to adult apparel, a wide range of items are available to suit different tastes and needs. Here are some popular choices:
T-Shirts: Classic and versatile, perfect for everyday wear.
Hoodies: Ideal for cooler weather, offering comfort and style.
Long Sleeve T-Shirts: Great for layering or wearing on their own.
Crewneck Sweatshirts: A cozy option for casual outfits.
Tank Tops: Perfect for hot days or as a layering piece.
Baseball T-Shirts: Sporty and stylish, these are great for a casual look.
Accessories
To complement your apparel, consider adding some stylish accessories:
Hats: From baseball caps to beanies, there’s something for every style. New!
Totes: Convenient and stylish for carrying essentials.
Crossbody Bags: Stylish bags to wear about town.
Home Goods
Beyond apparel and accessories, there are also various home goods to enhance your living space:
Mugs: Start your day with a favorite design on your coffee mug.
Flags: Add some flair to your room with beautifully designed flags.
Wall Art: Perfect for decorating your home or office.
Pillows: Add comfort and style to your living space with decorative pillows.
In summary, a vast selection of apparel, accessories, and home goods are available, offering something for everyone. Whether you’re looking for classic wardrobe staples or unique items to decorate your home, there’s no shortage of options to choose from.
Care information
Care information
Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. | |
Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. | |
Tumble dry low, or; | |
Hang-dry for longest life. | |
Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron printed area. | |
Do not dry-clean. |
Ecological and Labor Standards
Ecological and Labor Standards
Ecological and Labor Standards for our T-Shirts*
- Fabrics cut and dyed in the USA
- Sweatshop-Free
- Final Assembly in Central America
- WRAP Certified
- 7x less water use than others
- Solar power used where possible
- Oeko-Tex compliant inks
- Printed in countries with high labor standards including: USA, Canada, Mexico, European Union, Japan, Australia.
*Applies to the vast majority of our products including: standard t-shirts, tank tops, retail t-shirts, women's t-shirts, hoodies and long sleeves.
Policies
Policies
- If you encounter any manufacturing defects with your Swish Embassy order, you're covered for 30 days post-delivery.
- Simply take pictures of the issue and contact our customer service team. They'll arrange a return process for a replacement, refund, or store credit.
- 🟢 Size Forgiveness: First-time customers unsure about sizing can relax! If your item isn't the right fit, we offer a one-time exchange for up to 3 items to a different size, free of charge, or provide store credit for their value. Plus, you don't need to return the original item.
- 🔴 Change of Heart: Due to our on-demand, custom production process, we're unable to accept returns for items if you change your mind. This approach helps us reduce overproduction, so we appreciate your thoughtful purchases.
- 🔴 Intimate Apparel: Items like underwear, swimwear, and leather goods are non-returnable for health and hygiene reasons. Once purchased, they're yours to keep.
Shipping
Shipping
At Swish Embassy, we believe in serving you fierce fashion with lightning speed. We ship from the USA, Canada, Mexico, United Kingdom, European Union, Australia, and Japan, darling! To keep things snatched and on point, we route your order to the nearest facility, ensuring your swag arrives faster than a queen sashay-ing down the runway.
We use standard postal services and courier companies depending on where we're shipping to. Find out your shipping options and estimated delivery date at checkout.
Size Chart
Table of Contents
Tops
T-Shirts and Triblends Tank Tops Long Sleeves Hoodies Jerseys Crop Tops Button-Up ShirtsBottoms
Sweat Pants Tights Swim Trunks KaftansAccessories
Snapback Hats Dad Hats Flexfit Hats Trucker HatsT-Shirts and Triblends | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
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Chest (inches) | 31-34 | 34-37 | 38-41 | 42-45 | 46-49 | 50-53 | 54-57 | 58-61 |
Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
Chest (cm) | 79-86 | 86-93 | 96-104 | 106-114 | 116-124 | 127-134 | 137-144 | 147-155 |
Length (cm) | 68.5 | 71.1 | 73.6 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.2 | 83.8 | 86.3 |
Tank Tops | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
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Chest (inches) | 31-34 | 34-37 | 38-41 | 42-45 | 46-49 | 50-53 |
Length (inches) | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
Chest (cm) | 79-86 | 86-93 | 96-104 | 106-114 | 116-124 | 127-134 |
Length (cm) | 66 | 68.5 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 |
Long Sleeves | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Chest (inches) | - | 35 | 39 | 43 | 47 | 49 | - | - |
Length (inches) | - | 27.6 | 28.7 | 29.2 | 30.4 | 31.4 | - | - |
Chest (cm) | - | 88.9 | 99 | 109.2 | 119.3 | 124.4 | - | - |
Length (cm) | - | 70.1 | 72.8 | 74.1 | 77.2 | 79.7 | - | - |
Hoodies | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Chest (inches) | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 | 64 | 68 |
Length (inches) | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
Chest (cm) | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 | 152 | 163 | 172 |
Length (cm) | 66 | 68.5 | 71 | 72 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 83 |
Jerseys | 2XS | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | 6XL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Chest (inches) | 34 ⅝" | 36 ¼" | 37 ¾" | 39 ⅜" | 42 ½" | 45 ¾" | 48 ¾" | 52" | 55 ⅛" | 58 ¼" | 61 ⅜" |
Waist (inches) | 28 ¼" | 29 ⅞" | 31 ½" | 33 ⅛" | 36 ¼" | 39 ⅜" | 42 ½" | 45 ¾" | 48 ¾" | 52" | 55 ⅛" |
Hips (inches) | 35 ⅜" | 37" | 38 ⅝" | 40 ¼" | 43 ¼" | 46 ½" | 49 ⅝" | 52 ¾" | 55 ⅞" | 59 ⅛" | 62 ¼" |
Chest (cm) | 88 | 92 | 96 | 100 | 108 | 116 | 124 | 132 | 140 | 148 | 156 |
Waist (cm) | 72 | 76 | 80 | 84 | 92 | 100 | 108 | 116 | 124 | 132 | 140 |
Hips (cm) | 90 | 94 | 98 | 102 | 110 | 118 | 126 | 134 | 142 | 150 | 158 |
Crop Tops | XS | S | M | L | XL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Length (inches) | 17 ⅜" | 17 ¾" | 18 ¼" | 18 ¾" | 19 ⅛" |
Width (inches) | 18 ¾" | 19 ¾" | 20 ⅝" | 21 ⅝" | 22 ⅝" |
Length (cm) | 44.1 | 45.1 | 46.4 | 47.6 | 48.6 |
Width (cm) | 47.6 | 50.1 | 52.4 | 54.9 | 57.4 |
Button-Up Shirts | 2XS | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | 6XL |
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Width (inches) | 20 ½" | 21 ¼" | 22" | 22 ¾" | 24 ⅜" | 26" | 27 ⅝" | 29 ⅛" | 30 ¾" | 32 ¼" | 33 ⅞" |
Length (inches) | 30 ⅛" | 30 ½" | 30 ⅞" | 31 ¼" | 32 ⅛" | 32 ⅞" | 33 ¾" | 35" | 35 ¾" | 36 ⅝" | 37 ⅜" |
Sleeve (inches) | 10 ¼" | 10 ¼" | 10 ¼" | 10 ¼" | 10 ⅜" | 10 ⅝" | 10 ¾" | 11" | 11 ¼" | 11 ⅜" | 11 ⅝" |
Width (cm) | 52.1 | 54 | 55.9 | 57.8 | 62 | 66 | 70.2 | 74 | 78.1 | 81.9 | 86.1 |
Length (cm) | 76.5 | 77.5 | 78.4 | 79.4 | 81.6 | 83.6 | 85.7 | 89 | 90.8 | 93 | 95 |
Sleeve (cm) | 26 | 26 | 26 | 26 | 26.4 | 27 | 27.3 | 28 | 28.6 | 28.9 | 29.5 |
Snapback Hats | One Size |
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Circumference (inches) | 20 ⅛" - 23 ⅝" |
Height (inches) | 4 ½" |
Brim Depth (inches) | 2 ½" |
Brim Width (inches) | 7 ⅛" |
Circumference (cm) | 51 - 60 cm |
Height (cm) | 11.4 cm |
Brim Depth (cm) | 6.4 cm |
Brim Width (cm) | 18.1 cm |
Dad Hats | One Size |
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Circumference (inches) | 20 ½" - 24 ⅜" |
Height (inches) | 4 ¾" |
Brim Depth (inches) | 3 ⅛" |
Brim Width (inches) | 7 ½" |
Circumference (cm) | 52 - 62 cm |
Height (cm) | 12 cm |
Brim Depth (cm) | 8 cm |
Brim Width (cm) | 19 cm |
Flexfit Hats | S/M | L/XL |
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Circumference (inches) | 21 ¼" - 22 ¾" | 22 ⅜" - 23 ⅞" |
Height (inches) | 4 ½" | 4 ⅞" |
Brim Depth (inches) | 2 ½" | 2 ½" |
Brim Width (inches) | 6 ⅝" | 6 ⅝" |
Circumference (cm) | 54 - 58 cm | 57 - 61 cm |
Height (cm) | 11.4 cm | 12.4 cm |
Brim Depth (cm) | 6.4 cm | 6.4 cm |
Brim Width (cm) | 16.8 cm | 16.8 cm |
Trucker Hats | One Size |
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Circumference (inches) | 21 ⅝" - 23 ⅝" |
Height (inches) | 3 ⅞" |
Brim Depth (inches) | 2 ½" |
Brim Width (inches) | 6 ¾" |
Circumference (cm) | 55 - 60 cm |
Height (cm) | 9.8 cm |
Brim Depth (cm) | 6.4 cm |
Brim Width (cm) | 17.1 cm |
Sweat Pants | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
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Inseam Length (inches) | 28" | 29" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" |
Waistband (inches) | 28" | 30" | 32" | 34" | 36" | 38" |
Inseam Length (cm) | 71.1 cm | 73.7 cm | 76.2 cm | 78.7 cm | 81.3 cm | 83.8 cm |
Waistband (cm) | 71.1 cm | 76.2 cm | 81.3 cm | 86.4 cm | 91.4 cm | 96.5 cm |
Tights | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
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Waist (inches) | 26" | 27 ½" | 29 ¼" | 32 ¼" | 35 ½" | 38 ½" | 41 ¾" |
Inseam (inches) | 29 ½" | 29 ⅞" | 30 ¼" | 30 ¾" | 31 ⅛" | 31 ½" | 31 ⅞" |
Front Rise (inches) | 10 ⅜" | 10 ⅝" | 10 ⅞" | 11" | 11 ¼" | 11 ⅜" | 11 ⅝" |
Waist (cm) | 66 cm | 70 cm | 74 cm | 82 cm | 90 cm | 98 cm | 106 cm |
Inseam (cm) | 75 cm | 76 cm | 77 cm | 78 cm | 79 cm | 80 cm | 81 cm |
Front Rise (cm) | 26.4 cm | 27 cm | 27.6 cm | 28 cm | 28.6 cm | 28.9 cm | 29.5 cm |
Swim Trunks | 2XS | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | 6XL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Waist (inches) | 23 ½" | 25 ¼" | 26 ¾" | 28 ¼" | 31 ½" | 34 ¾" | 37 ¾" | 41" | 44" | 47 ¼" | 50 ½" |
Front Rise (inches) | 11 ¾" | 12" | 12 ¼" | 12 ⅜" | 12 ¾" | 13 ⅜" | 13 ¾" | 14 ⅜" | 14 ¾" | 15 ⅜" | 15 ¾" |
Length (inches) | 16 ⅞" | 17 ⅛" | 17 ⅜" | 17 ½" | 18 ⅛" | 18 ¾" | 19 ¼" | 20 ⅛" | 20 ½" | 21 ¼" | 21 ⅝" |
Inseam (inches) | 6 ½" | 6 ½" | 6 ½" | 6 ½" | 6 ½" | 6 ⅞" | 6 ⅞" | 7 ⅛" | 7 ⅛" | 7 ¼" | 7 ¼" |
Waist (cm) | 60 cm | 64 cm | 68 cm | 72 cm | 80 cm | 88 cm | 96 cm | 104 cm | 112 cm | 120 cm | 128 cm |
Front Rise (cm) | 30 cm | 30.5 cm | 31 cm | 31.5 cm | 32.5 cm | 34 cm | 35 cm | 36.5 cm | 37.5 cm | 39 cm | 40 cm |
Length (cm) | 43 cm | 43.5 cm | 44 cm | 44.5 cm | 46 cm | 47.5 cm | 49 cm | 51 cm | 52 cm | 54 cm | 55 cm |
Inseam (cm) | 16.5 cm | 16.5 cm | 16.5 cm | 16.5 cm | 16.5 cm | 17.5 cm | 17.5 cm | 18 cm | 18 cm | 18.5 cm | 18.5 cm |
Kaftans | 2XS | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | 6XL |
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Chest (inches) | 37 ¾" | 39 ½" | 41" | 42 ½" | 45 ¾" | 48 ¾" | 52" | 55" | 58 ¼" | 61 ½" | 64 ½" |
Length (inches) | 34 ¼" | 34 ⅝" | 35" | 35 ⅜" | 36 ¼" | 37" | 37 ¾" | 38 ⅝" | 39 ⅜" | 40 ⅛" | 41" |
Sleeve (inches) | 8 ⅛" | 8 ¼" | 8 ½" | 8 ⅝" | 8 ⅞" | 9" | 9 ¼" | 9 ½" | 9 ⅝" | 9 ⅞" | 10" |
Chest (cm) | 95.9 cm | 100.3 cm | 104.1 cm | 108 cm | 116.2 cm | 123.8 cm | 132.1 cm | 139.7 cm | 148 cm | 156.2 cm | 163.8 cm |
Length (cm) | 87 cm | 88 cm | 89 cm | 90 cm | 92 cm | 94 cm | 95.9 cm | 98 cm | 100 cm | 102 cm | 104 cm |
Sleeve (cm) | 20.6 cm | 21 cm | 21.6 cm | 21.9 cm | 22.5 cm | 23 cm | 23.5 cm | 24.1 cm | 24.4 cm | 25 cm | 25.4 cm |
Description
Description
Swish Embassy Signature Tee
Strutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees. Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms.
This isn’t your average, bulky, scratchy, forgettable freebie tee. We’re all about making sure you look and feel absolutely stunning, no matter how you express your unique self.
All-Gender Fit: The Signature Tee is designed to fit everyone. For those seeking a more fitted look, we recommend ordering one size down. This applies especially if you’re used to more tailored styles, regardless of gender identity.
Tee Specs:
- Pure Elegance: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a twist of polyester in Heather variants).
- Ashes to Ash Shade: 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
- Heavenly Heathers: 52% cotton, 48% polyester.
- Athletic & Black Heather: A winning 90% cotton, 10% polyester mix.
- Heather Prism Palette: 99% cotton, 1% polyester blend.
- Fabric Fabulousness: A comfy 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
- Always Just-Right: Pre-shrunk to keep its chic shape.
- Seamless Elegance from Shoulder to Shoulder.
- Masterfully Side-Seamed.
- Swish Embassy Branding on the Yoke.
It’s not just a t-shirt; it’s a conversation piece.
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