On Porpoise (Shorts)
On Porpoise (Shorts) - XS / White is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
Policies
Policies
The Fit Guarantee
First order or first time with a new garment type? If the fit is off, we’ll replace up to 3 items or issue store credit. (Just no "bracketing" / ordering multiple sizes to try on, please.)
Quality Promise
We stand by our craftsmanship. Defects are covered for 30 days. If something slipped through, we’ll solve it with a replacement, refund, or credit.
Custom, Not Commodity
With 500,000+ combinations, we don't stock shelves. We make this specifically for you to avoid waste. Because of this, traditional returns aren't possible, but our Fit Guarantee keeps you covered.
Worth the Wait
We don't pull from a dusty shelf. We make this fresh for you. See the Get It icon on any product for details about the timeline. Once production starts, the order is locked in.
Global Reach
We ship from the facility closest to you. We cover the US, UK, EU, Aus, & Asia. This keeps shipping times fast and minimizes import friction like duties.
Here to Help
Questions? Our team is standing by. Click here to reach out. We usually reply within 1 to 2 business days.
Care information
Care information
Machine Wash Cold
Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
Non-Chlorine Bleach
Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
Tumble Dry Low
Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
Hang Dry
Hang-dry for longest life.
Iron Low
Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron printed area.
Do Not Dry Clean
Do not dry-clean.
Shipping
Shipping
Fast & Efficient
At Swish Embassy, we are focused on getting your order to you as quickly and efficiently as possible.
Global Fulfillment
We ship from partners in the US, Canada, Mexico, UK, EU, Australia, Japan, and China. Orders are routed to the facility closest to you to reduce transit time.
Duties & Customs
We aim to ship all products duty prepaid to the US, Canada, UK, EU, and Australia. To be sure, please check the information icons on the product page.
Trusted Carriers
Shipping is handled via standard postal services or courier partners. Options and delivery estimates are always shown at checkout.
Ecological and Labor Standards
Ecological and Labor Standards
Ethical Labor
Our apparel is 100 percent sweatshop free. Production facilities are WRAP (Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production) certified. Every item is produced under strict codes of conduct regarding fair wages and human rights.
Sustainability
We prioritize low impact manufacturing. This includes significant water reduction strategies throughout the manufacturing process. We also utilize renewable energy sources such as solar and biomass for production.
Safe Components
All fabrics and inks are OEKO-TEX compliant. This certification ensures that every component has been tested for harmful substances. Our products are safe for both our customers and the environment.
*These standards apply to our most popular products including: T-shirts, triblends, women's t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts and crop tops.
Size Chart
On Porpoise (Shorts)
Description
Description
Sun’s out, thighs out.
Serving body and attitude, these sporty mesh shorts are your go-to for beach hangs, gym thirst traps, or just strutting through life like the main character. Made from a lightweight Birdseye Pique Polyester Mesh, they catch the light with a subtle sheen and breathe like a dream—even when things heat up.
The fabric’s slightly sheer, mesh-like texture leaves little to the imagination (in the best way possible), and the inseam ranges from a sassy 4.9 inches (XS) to a still-leggy 8.2 inches (4XL). Whether you're voguing by the pool or volleying on the court, these shorts bring the drama and the ventilation.
- Regular fit with elastic waistband
- Lightweight Birdseye Pique Mesh (100% polyester)
- Slight stretch through the weft; relaxed drape
- Fabric weight: 145g/m²
- Stitch color matched automatically (black or white)
- Machine wash cold; tumble dry low; do not bleach, iron, or dry clean
- Made to order with no minimums
Note: These shorts are semi-sheer. Wear with pride—or don’t. We’re not judging.
Print placement and colors may vary slightly—because perfection should still have personality.
Payment & Security
Payment methods
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