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Everybody Wants to be Us (Tank Top)
Swish Embassy Tank Top (or vest for those across the pond!) Designed for those who appreciate both quality and comfort, this timeless tank top is not just a wardrobe staple – it's a showcase for your chest and arms. A combination of comfort and style that lets you flaunt your gym efforts or natural assets. Crafted entirely from combed and ringspun cotton for unmatched comfort. Tri-blend versions feature a harmonious blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed cotton, and 25% ringspun cotton/rayon. Standard fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), while tri-blends are a lighter 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²). Fine 30 singles thread weight for a smooth feel. Expertly side-seamed for a flawless fit. Ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US. Discreetly branded on the back yoke.
Thumper (Ornament)
Christmas Ornaments An annual tradition at Swish Embassy! Collect these magnificent, collectible ornaments from December Diamonds. We sell out every year and are thrilled to stock the latest and greatest new designs! So don't wait and order yours now. Quantities are limited. The Mermen, Poke the Bear and I'm a Fairy series feature fantastic hand-painted and glittered detail that will add just the right level of camp to your tree or holiday display. Approximately 7 inches (17.7cm) tall Made of resin composite Hand-painted, detailed and glittered Original box included Imported
$46.00
Fab La La La La (Greeting card)
Expressing your sentiments or planning an event can be hard. Take some of the weight off of your shoulders by getting yourself an authentic greeting card! • Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard • Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm) Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm) • Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g) Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g) Large: 0.85 oz (24 g) • Toner-based printing • Vibrant colors • Comes with a complimentary envelope
$7.00
Muscle Beach II (Ornament)
Christmas Ornaments An annual tradition at Swish Embassy! Collect these magnificent, collectible ornaments from December Diamonds. We sell out every year and are thrilled to stock the latest and greatest new designs! So don't wait and order yours now. Quantities are limited. The Mermen, Poke the Bear and I'm a Fairy series feature fantastic hand-painted and glittered detail that will add just the right level of camp to your tree or holiday display. Approximately 7 inches (17.7cm) tall Made of resin composite Hand-painted, detailed and glittered Original box included Imported
$46.00
Lovolution
Swish Embassy Signature TeeStrutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees.Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms. This isn't your average, bulky, scratchy, forgettable freebie tee. We're all about making sure you look and feel absolutely stunning. Tee Specs: Pure Elegance: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a twist of polyester in Heather variants). Ashes to Ash Shade: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. Heavenly Heathers: 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic & Black Heather: A winning 90% cotton, 10% polyester mix. Heather Prism Palette: 99% cotton, 1% polyester blend. Fabric Fabulousness: A comfy 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). Always Just-Right: Pre-shrunk to keep its chic shape. Seamless Elegance from Shoulder to Shoulder. Masterfully Side-Seamed. Subtle but Swanky Branding on the Yoke. It's not just a t-shirt; it's a conversation piece.
Greedy Hole Energy
Swish Embassy Signature TeeStrutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees.Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms. This isn't your average, bulky, scratchy, forgettable freebie tee. We're all about making sure you look and feel absolutely stunning. Tee Specs: Pure Elegance: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a twist of polyester in Heather variants). Ashes to Ash Shade: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. Heavenly Heathers: 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic & Black Heather: A winning 90% cotton, 10% polyester mix. Heather Prism Palette: 99% cotton, 1% polyester blend. Fabric Fabulousness: A comfy 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). Always Just-Right: Pre-shrunk to keep its chic shape. Seamless Elegance from Shoulder to Shoulder. Masterfully Side-Seamed. Subtle but Swanky Branding on the Yoke. It's not just a t-shirt; it's a conversation piece.
Ladies Who Lunch (Tank Top)
Swish Embassy Tank Top (or vest for those across the pond!) Designed for those who appreciate both quality and comfort, this timeless tank top is not just a wardrobe staple – it's a showcase for your chest and arms. A combination of comfort and style that lets you flaunt your gym efforts or natural assets. Crafted entirely from combed and ringspun cotton for unmatched comfort. Tri-blend versions feature a harmonious blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed cotton, and 25% ringspun cotton/rayon. Standard fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), while tri-blends are a lighter 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²). Fine 30 singles thread weight for a smooth feel. Expertly side-seamed for a flawless fit. Ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US. Discreetly branded on the back yoke.
Just Judy (Tank Top)
Swish Embassy Tank Top (or vest for those across the pond!) Designed for those who appreciate both quality and comfort, this timeless tank top is not just a wardrobe staple – it's a showcase for your chest and arms. A combination of comfort and style that lets you flaunt your gym efforts or natural assets. Crafted entirely from combed and ringspun cotton for unmatched comfort. Tri-blend versions feature a harmonious blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed cotton, and 25% ringspun cotton/rayon. Standard fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), while tri-blends are a lighter 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²). Fine 30 singles thread weight for a smooth feel. Expertly side-seamed for a flawless fit. Ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US. Discreetly branded on the back yoke.
Pride (Swim Trunks)
Our fun, colorful swim trunks are the perfect item to wear around the pool or at the beach. They’re quick-drying and breathable, have multiple pockets for your belongings, and feature a silky, anti-chafe inner liner. Get yours now! • Fabric composition: (may vary by 5%) 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex • Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex • Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 5.13 oz/yd² (174 g/m²) • Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric • Anti-chafe mesh inner liner • Elastic waistband with drawcord • Mesh pockets • Small inside pocket for valuables • UPF 50+ This design also available as tank top. Size guide A. WAIST B. HIPS C. FRONT RISE D. LENGTH E. INSEAM 2XS (inches) 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜ 11 ¾ 16 ⅞ 6 ½ XS (inches) 29 ⅞ 37 12 17 ⅛ 6 ½ S (inches) 31 ½ 38 ⅝ 12 ¼ 17 ⅜ 6 ½ M (inches) 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛ 12 ⅜ 17 ½ 6 ½ L (inches) 36 ¼ 43 ¼ 12 ¾ 18 ⅛ 6 ½ XL (inches) 39 ⅜ 46 ½ 13 ⅜ 18 ¾ 6 ⅞ 2XL (inches) 42 ½ 49 ⅝ 13 ¾ 19 ¼ 6 ⅞ 3XL (inches) 45 ⅝ 52 ¾ 14 ⅜ 20 ⅛ 7 ⅛ 4XL (inches) 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞ 14 ¾ 20 ½ 7 ⅛ 5XL (inches) 52 59 15 ⅜ 21 ¼ 7 ¼ 6XL (inches) 55 ⅛ 62 ¼ 15 ¾ 21 ⅝ 7 ¼
$98.00
Stay Golden (Flag)
Who doesn’t want to turn their house into a home? Brighten up your space by adding this unique flag to your wall. Your flag won’t crease or shrink thanks to the polyester material and will last a long time. • 100% polyester • Knitted fabric • Fabric weight: 4.42 oz/yd² (150 g/m²) • Print on one side • Blank reverse side • 2 iron grommets • Blank product components sourced from China and Israel
$62.00
Homo Milk
Swish Embassy Signature TeeStrutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees.Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms. This isn't your average, bulky, scratchy, forgettable freebie tee. We're all about making sure you look and feel absolutely stunning. Tee Specs: Pure Elegance: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a twist of polyester in Heather variants). Ashes to Ash Shade: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. Heavenly Heathers: 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic & Black Heather: A winning 90% cotton, 10% polyester mix. Heather Prism Palette: 99% cotton, 1% polyester blend. Fabric Fabulousness: A comfy 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). Always Just-Right: Pre-shrunk to keep its chic shape. Seamless Elegance from Shoulder to Shoulder. Masterfully Side-Seamed. Subtle but Swanky Branding on the Yoke. It's not just a t-shirt; it's a conversation piece.
Dumplin
Swish Embassy Signature TeeStrutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees.Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms. This isn't your average, bulky, scratchy, forgettable freebie tee. We're all about making sure you look and feel absolutely stunning. Tee Specs: Pure Elegance: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a twist of polyester in Heather variants). Ashes to Ash Shade: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. Heavenly Heathers: 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic & Black Heather: A winning 90% cotton, 10% polyester mix. Heather Prism Palette: 99% cotton, 1% polyester blend. Fabric Fabulousness: A comfy 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). Always Just-Right: Pre-shrunk to keep its chic shape. Seamless Elegance from Shoulder to Shoulder. Masterfully Side-Seamed. Subtle but Swanky Branding on the Yoke. It's not just a t-shirt; it's a conversation piece.
